Blasphemy as we know, is a truly victimless crime, and contrary to popular belief is both big and indeed, clever.

However, in this multicultural society in which we live, we should be careful to ensure we embrace multi-faith blaspheming rather than simply blaspheming in the faith relevant to our particular cultural heritage.

I have therefore created the multi-faith blasphemer that will help ensure your verbal outbursts correctly address a wide variety of deities.